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WWE RAW RESULTS

January 9, 2006 Hershey, Pennsylvania Announcers: Joey Styles & Jerry Lawler & The Coach

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1. INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS:
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2. IN THE RING: John Cena + Lita..
   • John Cena came out and a mixed reaction, mostly cheers, but noticable boos in the background..
   • John Cena acknowledged that there are some fans who think he sucks, but there are fans who like him too..
   • John Cena said he had chosen to cash in his right to a rematch for the WWE title against Edge..
   • Lita came out to the stage alone, holding Cena's old WWE spinner belt over her shoulder..
   • Lita said that after some oral persuasian, Vince McMahon agreed to postpone the rematch until Royal Rumble..
   • Lita said Edge won't be fighting, but he'll be doing something else that starts with the letter "F"..
   • Lita announced that she and Edge are going to take off their clothes and have sex in the ring tonight!
   • Lita said unlike John Cena last night at New Year's Revolution, Edge will last longer than two minutes..
   • John Cena said that there may be a lot of people think he sucks, but everybody knows that Lita sucks..
   
   
3. WOMANS TITLE MATCH: Trish Stratus vs Ashley Massaro..
   • Editor's Note: I guess by winning the Bra & Panties Gauntlet, that makes Ashley the #1 Contender!
   • Mickie James came down and put herself in Trish Stratus' corner but Trish didn't want her there..
   • Ashley Massaro went for a pinfall, and Mickie James jumped in the ring and hit Ashley causing the DQ!
   • Trish Stratus pulled Mickie James off of Ashley and yelled at her and then left her in the ring alone..
   
   
4. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & John Cena..
   • Vince McMahon talked to John Cena about the Elimination Chamber and playing a wild card on him..
   • Vince McMahon then told John Cena not to interfere with Edge & Lita's LIVE SEX CELEBRATION tonight..
   • John Cena said he's not going to stop it, he's going to enjoy it like everybody else..
   
   
5. BACKSTAGE: Carlito Cool & Chris Masters..
   • Chris Masters confronted Carlito Cool about double-crossing him in the Elimination Chamber last night..
   • Chris Masters pushed Carlito Cool against the wall and told him NOT to double crosses him tonight!
   
   
6. ROYAL RUMBLE QUALIFYING MATCH: Chavo Guerrero defeated Rob Conway with a frog splash..
   
   
7. WRESTLEMANIA BIG TIME MOMENT: Edge winning the "Money in the Bank" Ladder Match at WM21..
   
   
8. BACKSTAGE: Shawn Michaels & Kurt Angle w/Daivari..
   • Kurt Angle and Shawn Michaels had a face-to-face confrontation about things that happened in the Chamber..
   • Shawn Michaels said last night they were opponents but tonight Vince McMahon has made them partners..
   • Kurt Angle said he (Angle) is full of integrity but wonders if he can trust Shawn Michaels..
   
   
9. BACKSTAGE: Shelton Benjamin & Shelton Benjamin's Mama + Val Venis..
   • Shelton Benjamin was walking around backstage with his Mama talking about his victory last night..
   • Shelton Benjamin's mama noticed Val Venis and said she recognized him and asked him what movies he was in..
   • Val Venis listed some of his "adult" movies, and Shelton Benjamin's Mama said Val was going to hell!
   
   
10. TAG MATCH: Shawn Michaels & Kurt Angle vs Chris Masters & Carlito Cool..
    • Editor's Note: During commercial, a TSN announcer commented he liked Carlito Cool better when he was Razor Ramon..
    • Midway through the match, Kurt Angle and Shawn Michaels began to fall apart as a tag team..
    • Shawn Michaels (bloody) pulled Kurt Angle into the ring, superkicked him, and then abandoned him!
    • Chris Masters put Kurt Angle into the Masterlock and Angle passed out, giving Masters & Cool the victory!
    
    
11. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Shawn Michaels..
    • Vince McMahon told Shawn Michaels not to think he got one over on him tonight..
    • Vince McMahon booked Shawn Michaels vs Kurt Angle 1-on-1 next week as a tie-breaker..
    
    
12. INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Triple H..
    • Triple H laughed about John Cena getting beaten last night by a guy who wasn't even in the picture last week..
    • Triple H said he was the only constant "around here" and promised to win the Royal Rumble this year!
    • Triple H said at Wrestlemania 22 the King will return to his Thrown!
    
    
13. INTERVIEW (LAST NIGHT): Edge & Lita celebrated and said they would have "Live, Torrid Sex" in the RAW ring..
    
    
14. ROYAL RUMBLE QUALIFYING MATCH: Shelton Benjamin w/Shelton Benjamin's Mama defeated Val Venis..
    
    
15. ROYAL RUMBLE QUALIFYING MATCH: Kane defeated Gene Snitsky in about 60 seconds...
    • Kane got the mic and said that Gene Snitsky was the first casualty in his path to Wrestlemania 22..
    • Kane promised that there will be 29 more victims along the way at Royal Rumble..
    
    
16. BACKSTAGE: Edge arrived in his limosine grinning from ear-to-ear and was greeted by Lita..
    
    
17. IN THE RING: Edge & Lita + Ric Flair + John Cena..
    • It goes without saying that Jerry "The King" Lawler was looking forward to this segment..
    • Edge (with spinner belt) & Lita came down to the ring, where a bed was set up in the middle of the ring..
    • Edge got the microphone and proclaimed "The Champ Is Here" and the best thing is nobody saw it coming!
    • Edge said you don't have to be the biggest, strongest or toughest but you do have to be the smartest..
    • Edge said he "snuck in at night and took what he wanted" (Edge used the analogy of stealing Lita)..
    • Edge played a feature video -- a modified version of his "Desire" video -- it was almost babyface material..
    • The lights were then dimmed, and cheesy love music played, and Edge & Lita started disrobing..
    • This was true Hall of Shame material -- down to their underwear and got into the bed and under the covers..
    • Editor's Note: At this point I am VERY surprised that TSN has not cut to crowd shots --- oops there they just did!
    • They tossed off their underwear and stayed under the sheets and Lita "went down on Edge" as he held his belt..
    • Ric Flair interrupted and said Edge was "Dead in the Bed" and said he had to show Edge how to do it!
    • Ric Flair went down and knocked Edge out of the ring, but Edge then destroyed Ric Flair with a chairshot!!!
    • Edge then gave Ric Flair a One-man Conchairto --- John Cena ran down and chased Edge away from the ring..
    • John Cena found himself in the ring with Lita, who was still naked and hiding in the covers..
    • John Cena begged Edge to come back to the ring and lifted Lita (wearing a shirt) up into the FU position..
    • John Cena looked up at Edge, who wanted nothing to do with saving his girlfriend -- Cena the FU'd Lita!
      
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      WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS

      January 13, 2006 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz

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    • INTERNET VELOCITY TAPING:
      • Nunzio & Big Vito defeated Danny Doring & Scott Wright (aka Scotty Charisma) in a dark match..
      • Mr. Ken Kennedy harassed Tony Chimmel and forced him to wear his T-shirt..
      • Jamie Noble defeated Scotty Too Hotty..
      • The Gymini (aka The Shane Twins) defeated Billy Baxx & George Trosky (aka Supreme Lee Great)..
      • Paul Burchill defeated Nick Berk..
      • The Mexicools (Psychocsis & Super Crazy) defeated The Dicks (James & Chad)..
      
      
    • IN THE RING: Batista & Theodore Long..
      • Batista gave an emotional speech about being injured and having no choice but to surrender the World Title..
      • Batista said he enjoyed defending the World title against everybody from The Big Show to Eddie Guerrero..
      • Batista handed the belt over, hugged Theodore Long, Michael Cole, Tazz and thanked the fans for their support..
      
      
    • BACKSTAGE: Batista + well wishers..
      • Batista shook hands with Road Agent Ricky Steamboat, who told Batista he knew he would be back soon..
      • Batista shook hands with Bobby Lashley, Road Warrior Animal, Arn Anderson and a bunch of other crew members..
      • Batista also bumped into Rey Mysterio and they hugged and Batista said Rey would make a great World Champion..
      
      
    • IN THE RING: Theodore Long announced a Battle Royal to crown a brand new World Heavyweight Champion!
      
      
    • BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Randy Orton..
      • Randy Orton talked about being World Heavyweight Champion by the end of the night..
      • Randy Orton asked Theodore Long to postpone his match with Chris Benoit so he can be fresh..
      • Theodore Long refused to postpone the match, and told Randy Orton to get ready for his match..
      
      
    • BEST OF 7 SERIES MATCH #7: Chris Benoit vs Randy Orton (sub for Booker T w/Sharmell)..
      • Sharmell & Booker T (on crutches) came out and watched the match from ringside..
      • The story here is that if Randy Orton wins, then Booker T will be awarded the United States title..
      • Chris Benoit quickly tricked the referee into ejecting Booker T & Sharmell from the ringside area..
      • After a very very long match Orlando Jordan ran down, and Randy Orton knocked him off the ring apron..
      • Chris Benoit got the Crippler Crossface on Randy Orton with no referee, Booker T & Sharmell came down..
      • Chris Benoit fought off Booker T and reapplied the Crippler Crossface on Randy Orton, who tapped out..
      • The referee was still knocked out, Booker T whacked Chris Benoit with the United States belt!
      • Randy Orton rolled over and got the 1-2-3 (Booker T grabbed the US belt and celebrated as NEW US Champ!)
      
      
    • BACKSTAGE: ROddy Piper bumped into Jillian Hall and didn't know what to think of her Mole..
      
      
    • PIPERS PIT: Roddy Piper + John Bradshaw Layfield & Jillian Hall + The Boogeyman..
      • Roddy Piper said the first Piper's Pit was held in Philadelphia but couldn't finish his introduction..
      • John Bradshaw Layfield & Jillian Hall came out and JBL said it would be a historic night tonight..
      • John Bradshaw Layfield pointed out there was a shortage of talent on SD! and vowed to steal the show..
      • Roddy Piper awkwardly asked Jillian Hall "Pardon me, but what is that dying on the side of your face?"
      • Roddy Piper remarked that Jillian Hall's mole had more hair on it than George The Animal Steele's bum!
      • Roddy Piper said that John Bradshaw Layfield wasn't his guest, and then introduces.... The Boogeyman!!
      • The Boogeyman came down and JBL threw Jillian Hall at Boogeyman and jumped out the ring..
      • The Boogeyman then licked the mole on Jillian Hall's face and then bit it off and ate it!!!
      
      
    • BACKSTAGE: MNM (Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro w/Melina Perez) & Mark Henry..
      • Melina Perez congradulated Mark Henry for taking Batista out (No mention of Sexual Harassment lawsuit)..
      • Melina Perez said they have the advantage tonight in the Battle Royal because there are three of them..
      
      
    • 20-MAN BATTLE ROYAL: Kurt Angle won the match to capture the vacant World Heavyweight title!!
      • Participants: John Layfield, Joey Mercury, Johnny Nitro, Mark Henry, Orlando Jordan, William Regal, Paul Burchill,
      • Participants: Bobby Lashley, Rey Mysterio, Matt Hardy, Road Warrior Animal, Paul London, Brian Kendick..
      • Participants: Super Crazy, Psychosis, Nunzio, Big Vito, Simon Dean, Sylvan.... and Kurt Angle!!!!!!
      • Surprise Entrant, RAW's Kurt Angle immediately eliminated John Bradshaw Layfield & Big Vito!
      • Kurt Angle was a machine, eliminating several wrestlers over the course of the Battle Royal..
      • Mark Henry knocked Kurt Angle under the bottom rope, and went to the floor to battle Angle..
      • Mark Henry gorilla press slammed Kurt Angle front-first onto the announce table, which broke..
      • Mark Henry got in the ring and went head-to-head with Bobby Lashley and threw him over the top rope!
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      • It came down to Mark Henry and Rey Mysterio -- with Mark Henry eventually eliminating Rey Mysterio!!!!
      • Mark Henry then realized that Kurt Angle was outside the ring and had yet to be eliminated from the match..
      • Kurt Angle entered the ring and battled Mark Henry for several minuted before dumping him over the top rope!
      • Kurt Angle was then given the World Heavyweight title and confetti fell from the ceiling in celebration..
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